on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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