Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
wow bdsm is so cute
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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