can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I supernannyed him into submission
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Randomize
