I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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