So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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