She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
