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  • how frustrating that must be....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 3:33pm
  • I'm thinking it's her vagina...cause if a guy had a small penis, why would he admit to it to his friend.... ...She needs to do some kegels.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 3:27pm
  • Someone a lot loose

    Submitted by chastine on Jul 21, 10 at 12:20am
  • it's not about the size of the ship? .....really?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 9:41pm
  • Theres nothing more frustrating

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 3:22pm
  • At least she has a good sense of humor about the whole thing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 9:47pm
  • "Adequate" is something you never want to hear mentioned in the same breath with your penis.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 4:07pm
  • penises aren't getting smaller girls are getting wider. tramps

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 12:34pm
  • when i read this i actually thought it was about a NuvaRing. mine slips out sometimes if i dont put it in deep enough

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 12:08am
  • Mighty Putty that shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 4:32pm
  • damn dude, small pee pee is rough. time to use the pump (although it doesn't work but maybe you'll think it will and you'll be dumb enough to try it)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 3:38pm
  • 7:32, you can get to England in a rowboat from a lot of different places. Let's think before we type. UmmK?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 6:48pm
  • 7:32 is clever but it really is about personal preferences and what works best for you. I'll take a rowboat with a motor over a cruise liner any day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 9:08pm
  • 6:39, your saying its not the size of the ship, its the motion of the ocean, but i hate to tell you that you can't get to England in a rowboat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 7:32pm
  • how about we all just shut up and agree that it can happen for any of the reasons that you guys have named?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:33pm
  • My boyfriend slips out and I certainly don't have a large va-jay-jay, I was a virgin before him and I do kegels all the time. I can barely fit 2 fingers in there. He claims he slips out because it's too wet and tight to stay in. POSSIBLY also because he's about 6 inches, but I'm thinking that's not really it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:25pm
  • Shit happens to me all the time and I've got a fuckin 8in dick my gf just gets so fucking wet it's like a goddam slip 'n slide

    Submitted by Qu1ks1lv3r92 on Mar 19, 10 at 9:23pm
  • funny ass shit....non-stop focus on size and why slipping could happen. Does it really matter why it slips out?....as long as she gets off in the end without you blowing a load first who gives a shit....just put the fucker back in.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 10:21pm
  • Could be whiskey dick. How has no one thought of whiskey dick yet?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 4:29pm
  • 6:39 has Poseidon Pussy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 7:16pm
  • 3:38..."pee pee" really? Didn't realize we were in pre-school.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 4:08pm
  • 7:32 lets be friends

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 8:23pm
  • 4:15, that's the first time I've seen the phrase "makin' love" on this sight.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 4:23pm
  • She's looser than a oiled pig being chased by fat men.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:42pm
  • 7:32 is awesome in so many ways

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 8:28pm
  • I bet she just has A HUGE VA JAY JAYY

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 5:18pm
  • Damn those nights

    Submitted by meatball1105 on Apr 1, 12 at 8:23pm
  • my boyfriend slips out and hes 8 in and i was a virgin till hom so its not any of those and not wiskey dick i just get super fucking wet its crazy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 1:05pm
  • Ha ha, I always love the different opinions on this website. But that sucks man, slipping out is no fun for either party.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 5:25pm
  • 7:32pm, that was hilarious. And also true. Let's keep it reall y'all. Dude has a small penis. Size matters a heck of a lot more than motion. If you know how to stroke it but I'm not feeling anything (due to the size of your dick) what's the point?! Sucks that his friend shouted him out like that though. Good thing this is anonymous. LOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 1:17am
  • haha small penis sad sad times :'(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 2:59pm
  • You just admitted you have a small dick, why????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 4:59pm
  • could also be that she's ridiculously wet

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 4:43pm
  • Hahahah 3:38, you used a pump. What a tool. Real men like myself are stacked from birth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 4:14pm
  • ehhh i would say liquid bandaid would work better. try this and report back with your findings.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 2:59pm
  • Size of the boat? Would you prefer a dinghy to a yacht? Hehe, dinghy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 11:40pm
  • Or her bloody tampon... pun possibly intended.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:33am
  • 4:15 just turned me on. i need sex, fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 5:33pm
  • some people just don't fit well together. dismount and find a better dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 3:39pm
  • stcik it in the pooper then

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 12:32pm
  • 6:48, not other than the English Channel. Most of us are from the US or Canada, soooo, no we can't get there. Also if we thought before we typed, we wouldn't be on this website. This is an entire site devoted to stupid thoughtless text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 2:31am
  • omg. he just has a SMALL penis. 4:14 you're an idiot. if it slips out, it slips out. doggie style aint gonna help with a small dick. i mean its my favorite position, but i just can't use it when i fuck small guys.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 11:57pm
  • he stole that from jeff foxworthy....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 8:58pm
  • 9:46 Are you twelve? Who does that kind of shit, I mean seriously. Especially now that text from last night records emails and legal action could be taken against you with the new cyber bullying laws, and I don't think you're smart enough to hide your online accounts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 9:49pm
  • Sometimes its not a small dick but a bad stroking technique.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 5:10pm
  • or maybe she just has a big vagina? yeah right, small penis most likely...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 3:16pm
  • 4:15 no one believes that your cock is 6.5 in everyone believes you measured and were thoroughly disappointed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 5:40pm
  • she could be talking about a dildo too.. just sayin'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 2:05am
  • Her technique might suck- he could be adequate size, but she can't move properly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 4:01pm
  • HAHAHA MIGHTY PUTTY! Billy could sell me crack, I swear it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 4:38pm
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