his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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