She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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