Taylor Swift is so right about you.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I need a beard to bite.
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