k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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