Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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