Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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