so explain again why im purple
no
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
