No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Randomize
