you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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