that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
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