She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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