hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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