we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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