Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
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