omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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