we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
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