before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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