he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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