it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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