Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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