I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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