I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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