at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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