Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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