Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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