Really? My cat would sell me out to the highest bid of yogurt and trick me into going downstairs by meowing incessantly. Devious little fuckers. THEY ARE NOT ON YOUR SIDE.
I swear my ex had a telepathic link with her cat. Whenever we started to have sex, this cat would knock something down in the living room to get us to stop. One time we just ignored the cat and all the items on the dining room table were pushed off.
It's funny--you seem to think your cat has your best interests in mind. You are gravely mistaken. \n\nI love love LOVE cats, but they are all deviant little bastards. Every single one of them.
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