doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I am puke
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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