fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Can Purell be used as lube?
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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