I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
We need to get me chipped asap
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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