we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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