thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Its about making memories worth repressing
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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