You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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