I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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