Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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