Apparently you make a good broom.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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