You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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