dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Small penises have feelings too.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
smell my finger.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Randomize
