I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
You coming home soon, man?
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This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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