oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
3pm strippers are depressing
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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