I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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