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  I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist

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• Darkness, premature ejaculation, religion.

  Submitted by kin_in_in on Mar 8, 12 at 11:33am

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• Arranged marriage.

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Mar 8, 12 at 11:35am

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• alcohol

  Submitted by corrond56 on Mar 8, 12 at 11:40am

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• The pity fuck. No other reasonable explanation.

  Submitted by dictatorforlife on Mar 8, 12 at 10:48am

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• a god with too much time on his hands and a sick sense of humor

  Submitted by nunubeest on Mar 8, 12 at 4:43pm

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• The genetically inherited radiation of the Hiroshima nuclear bombing has been know to shrink the penis and cause one to glow in the dark.

  Submitted by Agrippa92 on Mar 10, 12 at 2:58am

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• Girls are SO much more insecure about penises than guys are. It's hilarious but sad.

  Submitted by jltc on Mar 8, 12 at 11:55am

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  • not sure "insecure" is the word you're going for there

    Submitted by adgjlxvn on Mar 8, 12 at 12:21pm

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    • Yeah, I'll bet @jltc is happy his penis is bigger than most girls penis's.

      Submitted by porksword on Mar 8, 12 at 4:27pm

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      • ...but just barely bigger

        Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Mar 9, 12 at 12:48pm

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• Asians.sucks to suck.

  Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Mar 9, 12 at 1:59am

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• I hate micro dicks! WTF Darwin!?!?

  Submitted by dannie1288 on Jun 30, 12 at 8:15am

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