When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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