He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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