His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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